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Animals are a major group of organisms, classified as the kingdom Animalia or Metazoa. In general they are multicellular, capable of locomotion, responsive to their environment, and feed by consuming other organisms. Their body plan becomes fixed as they develop, usually early on in their development as embryos, although some undergo a process of metamorphosis later on.
The word "animal" comes from the Latin word animal, of which animalia is the plural, and ultimately from anima, meaning vital breath or soul.
Characteristics
Animals have several characteristics that set them apart from other living things. Animals are eukaryotic and usually multicellular (although see Myxozoa), which separates them from bacteria and most protists. They are heterotrophic, generally digesting food in an internal chamber, which separates them from plants and algae. They are also distinguished from plants, algae, and fungi by lacking cell walls. More on [ Animal ]
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RT @PatrickRiot: New Run-Riot Blog! Katie Antoniou interviews SundayTimes interviewee Gabby Young and Other Animals http://bit.ly/5YUKDH
katieantoniou (katie antoniou) Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:55:39 -0000
RT @PatrickRiot: New Run-Riot Blog! Katie Antoniou interviews SundayTimes interviewee Gabby Young and Other Animals http://bit.ly/5YUKDH
@DinosaurWHORE so your have paid sex with extinct animals !!
dwese (Louise Montague) Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:55:19 -0000
@DinosaurWHORE so your have paid sex with extinct animals !!
Question ...: Something Calidore mentioned, in another thread, made me think ... Do animals masturbate or is i... http://bit.ly/8qHz62
bcforums (BC Forums) Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:54:10 -0000
Question ...: Something Calidore mentioned, in another thread, made me think ... Do animals masturbate or is i... http://bit.ly/8qHz62
small dead animals: Y2Kyoto: Climate Instability Just Around The ... http://bit.ly/7adfNH
DishBusiness (Dish Network) Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:53:58 -0000
small dead animals: Y2Kyoto: Climate Instability Just Around The ... http://bit.ly/7adfNH
Doves, Super Furry Animals and Delphic @ Manchester Central http://bit.ly/6pzs7x
Gigwise (Gigwise) Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:53:03 -0000
Doves, Super Furry Animals and Delphic @ Manchester Central http://bit.ly/6pzs7x
Article in Evening Standard - http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23786729-ministers-consider-ban-on-animals-in-circuses.do
AnimalDefenders (ADI) Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:52:49 -0000
Article in Evening Standard - http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23786729-ministers-consider-ban-on-animals-in-circuses.do
A Proper Sendoff - Digital pet funeral parlor, where bereaved virtual pet owners can give their digitally departed pals a proper sendoff. Eulogies, dirges, and mourners.
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Adventures of Mr. Wombat - Holiday photos from this toy marsupial's trips around the world.
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Altered Animal Photos - See all kinds of animals when they smile.
Meta Description: [ Happy Users - funny pictures of very happy animals. Dogs, cats, hamsters, all your favorite pets with BIG smiles. ]
Animal Advice - Images of humorous animal antics with statements of encouragement and wisdom for everyday life.
Meta Description: [ Humorous animal antics with statements of encouragement and wisdom for everyday life. ]
Animal Madness - The humorous writing of Felice Prager covers all sorts of domestic pets, bugs and other animals.
Animal Mafia - Site advising people of the sinister badger conspiracy and its current progress. Includes news and photos.
Meta Description: [ Home of Animal Mafia, A blog of utter randomness, probably ]
Animal Reviews - Different members of the animal kingdom reviewed and rated. Submissions accepted.
Meta Description: [ Animal Reviews - Because some animals are more equal than others. ]
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Bob's Animal Fights - Attempts to find the answer to the question of which animal would come out on top if they all fought each other.
Cold Wet Nose - Urban legends, myths and humor about what pets get up to.
Cutestuf.com - A large collection of cute animal pictures.
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Ducks Are Not Evil - Attempting to make the case that these are nice creatures, and are not actually plotting to take over the world.
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Everybody Loves Monkeys - Here you'll find pictures, stories, news and anything else monkey related.
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Fat Ginger Mice - The new menace. Protect your family, friends and yourself.
Father Sean's Elephant Jokes - Pachyderm jokes and a sermon on the spiritual significance of this type of humor.
Funny Pet Photos - A collection of pictures and jokes.
Meta Description: [ Loads of cute and funny animals including dog pictures, cat photos, guinea pigs and more ]
Funny Pet Pictures - Humorous animal pictures, sorted by type and rated.
Meta Description: [ Funny Pet Pictures features pet pictures submitted by pet owners, pet forum, animal jokes, animal ecards, animals cartoons and more. ]
Funny Pets - Gallery of pet pictures, jokes and greeting cards.
Funny Video Clips of Cats and Kittens - A collection of video clips featuring amusing cat behavior.
Meta Description: [ Funny Video Clips of Cats and Kittens ]
Goats Online - Clothes, accessories and other items for the Goat community.
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Gophergas - Gopher jokes by category, plus downloads, and games.
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Groink - Pictures, stories and trivia about pigs.
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Hamster for President - Campaign to vote Hamster in the 2004 Presidential elections.
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Harold Reynolds' Humour Collection - Home of the Bad Kitty and Bad Dog lists, and other pet humor.
i-pets.com: Pet Humor - Jokes and humorous stories, as well as quotes and trivia.
Meta Description: [ Have fun with your pet! Internet Pet Supplies presents animal humor, dog jokes, cat stories, pet quotations, trivia and facts about animals and the latest animal news. ]
Killer Guppies Awareness Council - Researching of killer Guppies. See various warnings here.
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Live Sheep Camera - Live camera of sheep updated every 5 minutes.
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Look It's a Badger - Features images and photographs of badgers with things.
Marry Your Pet - Specialists in catering for those who would like to demonstrate a long-term commitment to their pet.
Murrow's Homepage - The homepage of a purple penguin-puffin with a liking of travelling and ladies.
Pet Humor - Dog and Cat Humor from around the world. Funnies, poems, and stories. Add your stories to the ever growing list.
Meta Description: [ Dog and Cat Humor from around the world. If you have dog or cat funnies, poems, or stories, we will be more than happy to add it to our ever growing list. Enjoy! ]
Ponty Bears - The humorous adventures of six American bears living in Wales.
Puppy Piercing - Get your puppy pierced. You'll think it is for real. With wacky photos.
Rocky the Mustang - Includes the life story of Rocky, a wild mustang, with pictures, a goofy gift shop, music, humorous references, and his resume.
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Save The Pig - Information about the pig that wants to start a Pig Revolution. Includes wallpapers and e-cards.
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Save The Roof Rats - The mysterious world of lofty rodents.
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Sheep Emporium - Virtual sheep to adopt, play with or admire.
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Sheepiality.com - Including a sheep translator, problem page, articles and other ovine topics.
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Siliconhell.com - A collection of jokes, video clips, brainteasers and cat humor.
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Silly Animals - Animal humor, pet pictures, jokes and links.
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Slug Nation - Jokes and cartoons about slugs, to attempt to create a more popular image for this garden invertebrate.
The Adventures of Goose - Follow this cement goose on his special trips.
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The Adventures of Happy Hamster - Comic strip adventures about a happy little rodent.
The Roof Rat's Tale - Dedicated to the life and adventures of Rudy the roof rat.
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The World of Mice - Also featuring lambs and polar bears.
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The Worlds Funniest Budgie - Hear audio samples of a joke-telling budgie.
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Totally Kangaroo - Kangaroo jokes, animations and humorous photos.
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Ursanity - Commando bears.
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? - An archive of chicken jokes.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? - Answers to the age old question, plus games, funny sounds, and the chicken dance.
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Zoological Zanifest - Animal Comedy following the adventures of Timmy the seal, Lady the dog, Des the dik-dik and Ray the rhino.
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