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Medical care is shared between the medical profession (physicians or doctors) and other professionals such as nurses and pharmacists, sometimes known as allied health professionals. Historically, only those with a medical doctorate have been considered to practice medicine. Clinicians (licensed professionals who deal with patients) can be physicians, nurses, therapists or others. The medical profession is the social and occupational structure of the group of people formally trained and authorized to apply medical knowledge. Many countries and legal jurisdictions have legal limitations on who may practice medicine. More on [ Medicine ]
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Pa Won't Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later." "That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to." "Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted. "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it." After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset." "Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?" "Under the wagon."
The Living Statues
Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping. After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"
Snoop Doggs Teeth...
How does Snoop Dogg keep his teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
Engineering In Hell
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Close Enough For Government
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best. "My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands." "My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands." "I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the city. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30."
Chef Clown
How do you know if the head chef is a clown? When the food tastes funny.
Q Fever - A medical humor and satire website for healthcare professionals.
Meta Description: [ A medical humor and satire website for healthcare professionals, with news, articles, features and other nonsense! ]
A Doctor's Blooper List - Medical bloopers, humor, videos and jokes.
Meta Description: [ Doctor's Bloopers. Medical Bloopers. Medical humour section. Funny online videos. Medical bloopers. Medical Jokes. ]
Alternative Medical Dictionary - Humorous definition of terms from A to Z.
Doctor Jokes - Medical jokes from the people at Humor Vault which includes 90 pages of jokes.
Meta Description: [ Doctor jokes, funny stories, one-liners and more. ]
Doctor Jokes - Medical jokes arranged by popularity or served at random.
Meta Description: [ Doctor jokes and medical humor. ]
Doctorfunnywoman - Jokes, quotes, cartoons, funny stories, tips and trivia related mainly to women's health.
Meta Description: [ Funny doctor stories, humorous health quotes and medical jokes as well as health tips and trivia emphasizing the funny side of women's health. Also has an 'Ask Dr.' advice facility and resource links. ]
ER-Experience - Funny tales from doctors, nurses, and patients hospitals and clinics. Visitors can submit their own stories.
Meta Description: [ Visit our Web site for medical humor from doctors, nurses, emergency medical personel and patients in the ER, hospitals, clinics, and more. Submit your hilarious story! ]
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Favorite Doctor Jokes - Includes doctor jokes. All on one page. Includes stories, short jokes and an alternative medical dictionary.
Hippocritis.com - Satire and humorous articles aimed at residents, medical students and healthcare professionals, plus T-shirts in exchange for charitable donations.
Humor Page : Medical - Includes medical humor and jokes including lists and stories.
Jerry's Emergency Medical Humor Pages - A medical humor site written by a paramedic. Includes humor pages such as You may be a firefighter if.... and two stupid questions FAQ pages.
Managed Care Jokes - Jokes, cartoons poking fun at managed care and the business side of medicine.
Meta Description: [ Jokes, cartoons and other humor poking fun at managed care and the business side of medicine. ]
Medical Jokes - A collection of medical humor, including funny stories, jokes, and links.
Medical Jokes - A collection of medical and doctor jokes.
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Medical Student Ploys - A list of ploys used by medical students use in the operating room when they don't know the answer to a question.
Meta Description: [ Ploys used by tired medical students to get out
of answering questions in the operating room. ]
Medicalmess - Medical humor website with jokes and funny photos.
Mediclicks - Medical Cartoon Archive - Features a collection of medical cartoons.
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Medindia - Medical Humor - Medical jokes, satire, newspaper misprints and cartoons.
Meta Description: [ Medindia offers an extensive collection of medical humors from various fields like oral care, cardiology, orthopedics, urology to name the few, and a separate section on adult medical humor ]
MPN Medical Humor and Cartoon Directory - Medical jokes, doctor jokes and cartoons sorted into categories by medical specialty.
Meta Description: [ Medicine and Psychiatry Education and News ]
NewHead.com - Diabolical plastic surgery for the stars.
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Nurse and Medical Cartoons - Original humorous illustrations pertaining to the medical professions. Artwork may be licensed for use elsewhere.
P.A. Student Diaries - A humorous and informative walk through the day-to-day life of a Physician Assistant Student who is attending the PA Program at NYIT.
Meta Description: [ An informative and entertaining look at one P.A. Student's walk through the Physician Assistant's Program at NYIT. ]
Quacks's Medical World - Funny cartoons and animations in color from the medical world.
The Bearded Dean - A humorous look at medicine and medical school through the eyes of some vagabond students at the University of Missouri-Columbia School of Medicine.
The Medicaster - Comment on medicine and health matters from a physician.
To Be or Not to Be - Subtitled How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Barium Enema
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Viagra Humor - Features jokes and cartoons on the popular drug.
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VirtualPox - Make your buddies ill - send them anything from a nose bleed to the plague.
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