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I need to stop joining useless facebook goups/fan pages.
xfreda (Freda G.) Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:16:10 -0000
I need to stop joining useless facebook goups/fan pages.
this is so much fun-ruining others home pages with my useless tweets :D
myx209 (lelia j) Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:19:30 -0000
this is so much fun-ruining others home pages with my useless tweets :D
@rebelraising Heh, all of the stages have del.icio.us pages. And yes, that's the sort of useless crap that rattles round in my head!
_agentz (steve) Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:47:26 -0000
@rebelraising Heh, all of the stages have del.icio.us pages. And yes, that's the sort of useless crap that rattles round in my head!
I think I should delete my blog... I don't know why, but it's useless... I don't need next shitty page. I can write journals on onther pages
psychotrixx (Psychotrix) Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:40:32 -0000
I think I should delete my blog... I don't know why, but it's useless... I don't need next shitty page. I can write journals on onther pages
@sharonodea 9 pages is good! I got a hastily written email from my old boss... Fairly useless
aliceainsworth (Alice Ainsworth) Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:28:06 -0000
@sharonodea 9 pages is good! I got a hastily written email from my old boss... Fairly useless
I just cleaned up my Facebook (left useless fan pages and groups) and cleaned my computer (uninstalled/deleted old stuff) good times.
Roflworthy (Curtis Coulthard) Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:09:32 -0000
I just cleaned up my Facebook (left useless fan pages and groups) and cleaned my computer (uninstalled/deleted old stuff) good times.

 

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All Too Flat - Geeky humor, backwards Google searches, the Bible According to Cheese, help with pet names and an advice column from a halibut.

Calendar - A year-long calendar with unusual holidays, celebrations and a challenging approach to dates and months.

306WD.com - Procrastination aids, bad pickup lines, taco humor and chipmunks.
Meta Description: [ About as funny as a chicken wearing underpants. About as useful too. ]

5ives: Merlin's Lists of Five Things - Updated periodically.

Alien Central - Featuring a variety of alien and abductee topics, including an alien chat bot, abduction requset forms and a forum.
Meta Description: [ Featuring an alien abduction request form, alien news, abductee letters, message base, an alien poetry generator, an alien chatbot, and games. ]

Altering Time - A blend of geeky and technical humor, reviews of useless sites, news commentary and multimedia.
Meta Description: [ Altering Time is a revolution. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll alter time. ]

Alvins Adventures - The short, brutal life of a helpless teddy bear.

Annanowa - A Thai woman talking about pheasant pluckers in a style vaguely similar to the Ananova animated newsreader.
Meta Description: [ Annanowa is a semi cyber character who reads the tongue twister 'I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a ....' and so on. ]

Baney - The adventures of a little green frog with a big personality.
Meta Description: [ Baney's Home Page. I'm a little green frog with a big personality. ]

Blah Blah Blah - Visitors are challenged to find the hidden meaning.
Meta Description: [ A page about nothing... ]

Blue Duck With Fangs - A semi-vampiric waterfowl.

Bob Online - Offbeat and simply animated games and comics.
Meta Description: [ Without a doubt, one of the most idiotic sites on the internet: contains virtual cow tipping, midget tossing, GATOR RASSLIN' and a whole pile of the stupidest comics ever created. ]

Bobspotting - Visitors can try and locate a Bob the Builder figurine in a serious of photographs.
Meta Description: [ Find bob The Builder on the Pictures. Vind Bob De Bouwer op de foto's! ]

Brampton Bugle - Spoof newspaper website, covering a number of surreal topics, a fake advice column and bizarre advertisements.
Meta Description: [ Brampton news, culture, entertainment and employment. Alternative health tips, history and yogic flying ]

Broadswords and Bunnies - A dedication to cute and cuddly things and metal harbringers of death.

Buzzword Free Zone - Home of the Koolefant, URL toys and random poetry.
Meta Description: [ buzzword free zone. Home of Magnus Bodin. No hype above sea level. ]

Candyboots - A collection of disturbing pictures from old Weightwatchers recipe cards and childrens books.

Cate's Garage Sale Finds - A showcase of bizarre and disturbing items found at garage sales.
Meta Description: [ a showcase for the amusing and sometimes downright stupid books and other objects I've found at garage sales ]

Contacting George W. Bush - Visitors can try to get in touch the president to exchange views.
Meta Description: [ Contacting George W. Bush - If you like to get in contact with the president of the usa, try this site - Wenn Sie gerne mal Kontakt zu George W. Bush aufnehmen möchten, versuchen Sie es mal über diese Seite ]

Crazythoughts.com - A list of oxymorons and humorous questions to ponder.
Meta Description: [ a list of funny questions to ponder ]

CreepyGuy - A self-confessed creepy guy reveals all.
Meta Description: [ Twisted, dark and creepy humor for creepy guys and girls. ]

Daffodil - A long and completely incomprehensible fairy story.

Dave's Web Of Lies - Offering a new lie every day, plus a listing of all the lies of the week and a searchable database.

Dnas's Website of Stuff - Useless facts, quizzes, images, recipes, games, and silly generators. Also includes Hairy Potter, who lets you ask but does not answer questions.

Doggieville - Original humor to amuse your inner hamster.
Meta Description: [ Visit the Doggieville website. The hammer that hits the humour cow on it's stupid head. ]

Dogs in Cars - A gallery of automobiles with canines in them.
Meta Description: [ Dogs in cars ]

Dogwater Soup - A collection of humorous photographs, video, animationsm rants and links to unusual and bizarre sites. Requires Flash and JavaScript.
Meta Description: [ Dogwater Soup is home to my personal twisted humour, music reviews and rants, general rants, movie reviews, photos and sometimes the odd video clip thrown in. ]

500 Doorknob Signs - A collection of humorous doorknob signs to print, cut out and use.

Dr Speedbump's Attention Deficit Compan - A mix of satire, philosophy, abruptly-ending fiction and lobotomies.

EggEgg! - Surreal comic strip with political leanings.
Meta Description: [ EggEgg webcomic - we're sh*te and we know we are. Updated every now and then. ]

Encyclopedia Darcica - Compendium of pointless lists and questionable essays.
Meta Description: [ Comedy so cheap, it's free! A short collection of pointless lists and questionable essays. For those with too much free time. ]

Find My Twin - Visitors can try to match themselves up with people with identical physical characteristics.
Meta Description: [ The only site where you can search to find your twin, doppelganger, clone or lookalike. ]

FOUND magazine - Photographs of found objects. Images and RealAudio samples, and they accept actual found objects by mail.
Meta Description: [ We collect FOUND stuff- love letters, birthday cards, photos, to-do lists, poetry on napkins, doodles- anything that gives a glimpse into someone else's life. send us your finds! ]

Freaking Kids - Shows a personal hate of many things in this world, headlining the hate of children and their behavior.

Fun Latin - Expressions not found in the classics but might make a great bumper sticker.

Giant Lava Lamp - A small town in Washington is trying to build a huge lava lamp. Site includes a request for help and computer simulated pictures of what the lamp might look like.
Meta Description: [ Giant 60 foot Lava Lamp found in Soap Lake, WA USA ]

Gift Horse - Place to find pointless, thoughtless, and the most unsuitable gifts for everyone, plus random advice.
Meta Description: [ The home of stupid pointless gifts ]

Global Honk - A place for the gullible to learn about the world around them.
Meta Description: [ Global Honk contains a unique approach to humor. Off the wall stuff, created with the intention of misinforming and informing the world on a wide variety of subjects. ]

Hidden Level - Claims to thoroughly eviscerate your childhood.

How To Keep An Idiot Busy - Timewasting exercise using a computer mouse.

Hyperhero - Information about this powerful superhero, his heroic deeds and his inventions.
Meta Description: [ About Hyperhero, the saviour of the universe. ]

Invertit - The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, written backwards.

It's Better Tinned Than Fresh - Surreal humour, featuring Lazarus the off-color zebra, a gallery for trolleybus fetishists and a strange guide to Ashby de la Zouch.

Iur - My Life - The life of a rejected mains plug.

JanPieter.com - Disjointed concepts and unsettling humor.
Meta Description: [ Jan Pieter Atsma takes you on a journey into web discovery. As a webdeveloper I used coldfusion and ASP. Amersfoort, Netherlands, Programmer, Specialist, Internet, Weird, Fun, HTML, Guru, janpieter ]

Lakeside Nature Preserve, Gun Club and Home for the Insane - A community of beer-loving people living under an energy-field dome. Photographs of dangerous cows and giant frogs.
Meta Description: [ Lakeside Nature Preserve, Gun Club and Home for the Insane. The world's only TRUE domed community. Part truth, part myth & part blatent lie. ]

Learn to Count to Ten - Using both arabic numerals and human digits.

Lonely Socks - Collection of pictures of single socks looking for their match. Accepts submissions.

Manatees Crashed Cars of Kuwait - Clearly one of the more dangerous places in the world to drive.

Medieval Motorcycle Maintenance - Advice on how to clean a carburettor, written in Olde English.

Meet Humples - A simple animated monkey in a wide variety of outfits.

Name That Drug - Visitors are challenged to name a narcotic based on abstract picture clues.

Name Translations - Humorous definitions of people's first names.
Meta Description: [ Names and their real meanings , just for fun ]

NoFrance.info - A brief guide and visual representation of the world without France.
Meta Description: [ What would happen if France were to disappear? What are the benefits to the world, and more specifically Europe. ]

Number Of The Moment - Visitors can find their Karmic number and have its significance explained.
Meta Description: [ Random Number Generator for entertainment & fun. Creative Humor included ]

One Crackheaded Site - A site for crackheaded individuals.

Pick The Worst - Visitors can choose the worst option out of several bad scenarios.
Meta Description: [ You will be presented with two options. Neither of them are good. Your task is to simply pick the worst. ]

Poll of the Day - Pointless polling of offbeat subjects.
Meta Description: [ Poll of the day - What should "Poll of the day" be renamed to?,A poll of the day on any issue that takes our fancy ]

RandomURL - Provides random search results off of Google, Everything2, blo.gs and Wikipedia along with reblogged content of interest to the editors.
Meta Description: [ A blog about everything and nothing. Humor, videos, current events, disturbing products, golden retrievers, photos and much much more. ]

sebisworld.COM - An exploration of change, decay and disaster in both physical and metaphysical realms.
Meta Description: [ Do not stand tiptoed all the time since you might break your toes before you have read about all the things that matter in the complete dictionary on sebisworld.COM. ]

Shameface - A group of California teens show their creativity and lack of talent through articles, videos, and Flash animations.

Soundalikes.com - Visitors can compare expeiences and notes from those times that one song turns into another in their head.
Meta Description: [ A listing of songs which sound suspiciously like others. ]

Sox: Sock Monkey with a Harley - Photos of Sox in a variety of situations: riding his motorcycle, eating, relaxing and working out.
Meta Description: [ SOX is a hip New York Sock Monkey who rides a Harley motorcycle, sells antiques and is an Oakland Raiders fan. This is a page from the scrapbook of his delightful little life! ]

staplermofo.com - Humorous depictions of stapler pornography, plus other assorted unusual photographs.

Star Wars Action Figure Webcam - The life and times of the Star Wars action figues sitting on a desk.
Meta Description: [ Star Wars Action Figure Webcam, Star Wars Action Figure Photo of the Moment ]

Stuff That Sucks - A comprehensive list of several thousand things that are deeply annoying or depressing.

Stupidness.net - Articles on things the author finds stupid, including cartoons, television shots and sports.
Meta Description: [ New highly original, highly stupid features posted right here everday at stupidness.net ]

Surreel Toon Supply Company - Cartoon supply company provides online searchable knowledge base and trouble ticket system for customers. Humorous technical support issues are posted for your amusement.
Meta Description: [ Affordable cartoon production equipment to meet all your needs. Half price deals this month, plus a free trip to Albuquerque! ]

The Bug List - Visitors can share experiences of real-life bugs and reality glitches.

The CopyCat Counting Page - Web pages to help you count in a variety of ways.
Meta Description: [ Have you found yourself unable to count? Just forget how? We have pages that count for you! ]

The Glovermans - Personal stories and photographs of a pair of married gloves and their family.

The Incomplete Worlds Of Billy Shakespeare - Allegedly newly-discovered works of The Bard written in suspiciously modern-sounding English.
Meta Description: [ Discover the recently published unpublished works of William Shakespeare, lost works which lay undiscovered for centuries for years. The Incomplete Worlds Of Billy Shakespeare: It's like Shakespeare; only in English. ]

The Longest Domain - Demonstrating a 67 character domain name.
Meta Description: [ The Longest Domain - 67 Character '.COM' Domain. ]

THE NeTworK - A digital bemusement park. Wide range of useless products, games and guides.
Meta Description: [ Humor is overrated. Check out THE NeTw0rK. ]

The Official Shotgun Rules - Detailed guidance on how to call shotgun before riding in a vehicle.
Meta Description: [ The official rules for calling shotgun in an automobile! ]

The Pointless Dot Com - Providing readers with as little meaningful content as possible.

The Really Unimpressive Dot Com - An absurdly minimalist site.

The Realm of Niftyness - Interactive games, crudely drawn adventures, Ask Skippy, and a tour of a real college dorm room.
Meta Description: [ The Realm of Niftyness: The one-stop place for time-wasting goodness on the net...interactive games, Ask Skippy, crudely drawn cartoons and even a tour of my dorm room! No Warez, but I do have over 1,000 working mp3 links! ]

The Star of David Jewish Ninja Shiruken - The weapon of a ancient and secret martial art.

The Stupid Pastimes on the Web Site - Includes Build Your Own Cow, the Incredible Bouncing E-mail and the Cleanest Page on the Web.
Meta Description: [ The Stupid Pastimes On the Web Site - a collection of the most stupid things you can do to pass the time on the web...enjoy?!? ]

The Ultimate List of Uses For.. - A list of uses for Marmite, AOL CDs, dead cats and other household objects.
Meta Description: [ The Ultimate List of Uses For.... Marmite, an AOL CD, a Dead Cat, a Paper Clip, and a Cork at http://www.eddnet.org.uk/comedy/. Crazy uses for the useless things in life. Browse the uses, submit your own and take part in 'The Great Marmite Poll'. ]

The Useless Information Society - Useless news, rants, writing, discussion, and links.

thefattys.com - Nonsensical humor constructed by drunken Canadians.

404 Turn into a Carrot - Visitors can magically be transformed into a raw or cooked carrot.

Twistedmindz - A collection of interactive games, journals and offbeast pastimes.
Meta Description: [ Strange, surreal comedy website with sketch videos, flash games, animations, mp3s and other funny stuff. ]

VCR Clock Error - A cross between a server error and a misconfigured VCR.
Meta Description: [ VCR Clock - a satirical look at a typical server error. Never assume, as things are not always as they seem. ]

Virtual VCR Clock - Dedicated to the millions of VCRs in the world that don't have their clocks set.
Meta Description: [ Aaron City's Virtual VCR Clock!. ]

Wah Kazoo - Experience the sound of a kazoo through a wah-pedal.
Meta Description: [ Wah Kazoo! ]

Your Driver Is - An innovative way for bus passengers to insult and poke fun at their driver.
Meta Description: [ The Lengendary YOUR DRIVER IS, as played by generations of Bus-riding Wigmorians has now gone all interactive !!! (again). Inspired by the drivers of Lugg Valley Primrose, and brought to you through years of boredom at Wigmore High School, YDI is back. ]

Your-15-Minutes.com - Visitors can take over the front page of the site to gain fifteen minutes of fame.
Meta Description: [ Your-15-Minutes.com - Where anyone can be famous for 15 minutes. ]

Zasx.com - Countdowns to memorable and not-so-memorable days, a running total of free AOL hours and the weather in Regina, Saskatchewan.
Meta Description: [ The most important website on the internet. ]

ZevZek.com - Featuring games, karaoke and media downloads. In English and Turkish.
Meta Description: [ RAT's UseLeSs PaGe, Europe's number 1 Time Killing Site, Useless Softwares, Funny Movies, Free Downloads, Games, Karaoke ... ]

Zombo.com - Where you'll always get a warm welcome. Requires Flash and audio.